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Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:52:53 -0500

tonyfromstatefarm: When you accidentally bite your tongue while eating

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:52:33 -0500

tonyfromstatefarm:

When you accidentally bite your tongue while eating

iconise: ok so once in class i was blogging and there was a girl infront of me who was scrolling...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:43:14 -0500

iconise:

ok so once in class i was blogging and there was a girl infront of me who was scrolling down her dash and i realised she followed me coz all of my posts were on her dash anyway i made a textpost that was like

turn around if you are in room N301

and she turned around and i just looked at her and her expression was the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis: stopandsmellthedata: wowcorn:...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:41:56 -0500

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

stopandsmellthedata:

wowcorn:

Two Sides of Tumblr

omg this took forever but i’m so glad to be done. i don’t even know what to say about this ok but click to enlarge

This piece is officially available for print here! Please go ahead a buy one to support a growing (amateur) artist like me!

Hipster and Fandom Karp were twin sisters and mortal enemies. Hipster never stopped talking about how she was born first, and Fandom took revenge by constantly stealing Hipster’s stuff, or interpreting everything she said as something completely unintended. Generally, they ignored each other, a feat made easier by the fact that Hipster slept at night (in fact, she liked to go to bed and wake up early, before anyone else, and enjoy the solitude) and Fandom was mostly nocturnal. They would literally pass each other in the kitchen at 5am, Fandom putting away the dishes from her midnight snack before going to bed and Hipster dressed for the day, armed with her camera, ready to go take a walk in the pre-dawn light. They would nod at each other, maybe say hi, then go their separate ways.

They understood each other better than anyone else. Hipster had a group of associates with whom she spent time discussing deep things; she usually updated her blog via phone. Fandom rarely left the house, but chatted constantly (by typing) with people across the world. Yet ultimately, it was each other who they leaned on when the Zuckerberg kids across the street laughed at their apparent lack of friends, or when (god forbid) stupid, low-tech people were accidentally involved. Because Fandom could get just as deep as Hipster, and Hipster could just just as intense about things as Fandom, and they were sisters.

i cried

“I’m basically just teaching you guys how to curl my hair.”...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:38:27 -0500

“I’m basically just teaching you guys how to curl my hair.” (x)

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Sat, 16 Feb 2013 04:01:01 -0500

oshcoruful: thewindsatyourback: themotherfuckingmarchesa: overshareanonymous: charman-ders: 13...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 04:27:47 -0500

oshcoruful:

thewindsatyourback:

themotherfuckingmarchesa:

overshareanonymous:

charman-ders:

13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”

It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY?????

WHAT ABOUT CANADA.

grEHy

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Fri, 15 Feb 2013 02:14:29 -0500

stinkyminaj: cute boys make me

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 02:10:54 -0500

stinkyminaj:

cute boys make me

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Fri, 15 Feb 2013 02:10:37 -0500

therealhamster: sneakin to yo girls room

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 01:39:40 -0500

therealhamster:

sneakin to yo girls room

reichenbowties: therangerofthenorth: supernalchiku: iwishiwasfictional: boondirk-saints: neptun...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 01:39:26 -0500

reichenbowties:

therangerofthenorth:

supernalchiku:

iwishiwasfictional:

boondirk-saints:

neptunes-salty-butthole:

sinatrasorbet:

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

IF YOU PUT “VIOLENTLY” IN FRONT OF ANYTHING TO DESCRIBE YOUR ACTION IT BECOMES 4000x FUNNIER

VIOLENTLY FARTS

VIOLENTLY ORGANIZES HER PORTFOLIO

VIOLENTLY BABYSITS CHILDREN

VIOLENTLY TWERKS

VIOLENTLY BREATHES

VIOLENTLY STUDIES

VIOLENTLY MURDERS SEVEN CHILDREN

VIOLENTLY WORRIES ABOUT THE PREVIOUS COMMENT

onefitmodel: ancientrelic: kataraa: digitalfisticuffs: ...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 01:36:26 -0500

onefitmodel:

ancientrelic:

kataraa:

digitalfisticuffs:

crying of laughter rn

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Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:16:34 -0500

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Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:16:18 -0500

greyscaleminions:

werewolf-bowtie:

BUTTHOLE PIRATES 3

deodrant: effettetris: deodrant: dont trust people who dont dip their oreos in milk but I’m...

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 21:17:10 -0500

deodrant:

effettetris:

deodrant:

dont trust people who dont dip their oreos in milk

but I’m allergic

don’t be a pussy

fruitpunchg: “ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 21:16:22 -0500

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

wakeuptothesound: if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 23:46:21 -0500

wakeuptothesound:

if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH

asukafag: japaneseanimes: the nintendo ambulance is being rushed to your house, wiiu wiiu wiiu

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 23:40:21 -0500

asukafag:

japaneseanimes:

the nintendo ambulance is being rushed to your house, wiiu wiiu wiiu

jesuschristvevo: do’nt trust any 45 year old pedophile on intrenet….may be teenage girl

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 19:40:51 -0500

jesuschristvevo:

do’nt trust any 45 year old pedophile on intrenet….may be teenage girl